Marian's
take on…
…Being
from a large family: "You
can't take ten kids out in the street at the same time.
They have a name for that, right? 'Unlawful assembly?'"
…Driving
long distances:
"I didn't know I was goofy until I saw some cows grazing
in a pasture, and I heard my own voice saying, 'Gee, I wonder
what THEY'RE thinking about.'"
…Olympic
sports:
"The
biathlon is two events together - skiing and shooting. You
have to give them credit - they figured
out cross-country skiing is boring to watch, so they added
weapons."
…Hot
air balloons:
"You
know the basket you
ride in? It's a BASKET. The thing that keeps you from plummeting
to your death is made of WICKER. I've got this stuff in
my bathroom - it's not that sturdy."
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Comedian,
Columnist, Motivational Speaker
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Marian
Kelly has gained a reputation for clean, clever wit
and relatable style. Her national television appearances
include "The Tonight Show With Jay Leno,"
"A & E's An Evening at the Improv,"
and "Sweet Valley High." She has shared
the stage with Tim Allen, Jeff Foxworthy and Christopher
Titus, and has performed for every type of audience,
from casino showrooms to church groups to biker rallies.
Growing up as the eighth of ten children, Marian needed
a sense of humor just to survive. Thus was planted
the seed that grew into one of the freshest and most
original humorists of her generation. |
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In addition to headlining comedy clubs, corporate
events, college and university campuses and cruise
ships, Marian is a multi-market newspaper columnist,
and is in demand as a motivational speaker, wherein
she gives hilarious and informative presentations
on the effects of stress on health.
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Marian
has appeared on:
The Tonight Show With Jay Leno (NBC)
Girls' Night Out (Lifetime)
Evening At The Improv (A & E)
Comedy On The Road (A & E)
Half-Hour Comedy Hour (MTV)
Sweet Valley High (Syndicated)
Star Search (Syndicated)
The Bob & Tom Show (Syndicated radio) |
Marian
has shared the stage with:
Jay Leno
Ed McMahon
Tim Allen
Jeff Foxworthy
Kevin Pollack
Jimmy Pardo
Frank Caliendo
Henry Winkler |
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Marian
has written for:
The Tonight Show With Jay Leno (NBC) |
Marian’s clients include:
Norwegian Cruise Lines
AETNA Insurance
United Cerebral Palsy
State of California (Job service division)
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